if yahoo ends up buying tumblr & closing it, i just wanted you all to know i’m very grateful for all of you and i love you all. it’s been an honour blogging with you!
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*